SOAP EATER

it was another one of those

"OUR AC IS OUT WE NEED OUT OF THIS HOUSE OMG WE'RE GOING TO YOUR GRANDPARENTS HOUSE AHHHHH" days.

and i didn't really feel like getting all ready to go swimming in the pool, to stand there for 4 minutes, to get out again, and change clothes all over for another 30 minutes.

sometimes swimming seems hard now..

but it was a summer day.

what else do you do in the summer other than play in water?

nothing duh.

so enter my genious idea of playing in the sink.

because the tub is too mainstream.

actually it kind of happened like this.

I found some eyeliner on my moms vanity.

i wanted to see if it sucked, or was awesome after seeing how tired my eyes looked, I thought that either way it couldn't hurt too badly.

while doing this? my son is going "BA BA BA MA MA" at the sink.

why? he's crazy I have no idea.

so i told him it was a sink and asked him if he wanted to play in the water.

the kid ACTUALLY NODDED!!!

he more than likely did it for no real reason, but dudes, he nodded.

i'm not teaching my kid this early that I'm a liar.

so in the sink he went.

and then somehow....

this happened...

eating soap.

all by himself.

and then he freaked his shiz when i took it away. 

because clearly i'm a bad mom for not letting him eat soap and stuff.

moms...

gosh.

so that was our day

top that America!